In my deep and dark heart, I love B movies. Not Bee Movie, but B movies. Films made on an incredibly low budget, often where you find the hidden gems of actors just beginning their careers, or perhaps whose careers have now waned away. Some of these movies are fabulous. Yes, I'm looking at you Tremors and I'm looking at you The Blob. And I was watching another set of these films and thinking about how variable the acting is. You have everything from truly heart wrenching stuff, to...well, the terrible.
Not all of these lines are from B movies. Some are from television series, and even films made on a much larger budget. But all of them are both terribly and hilariously delivered. Enjoy!
Mommie Dearest. I'm sorry, but how can she have such a strong opinion on wire hangers? What? Weird line, weird delivery.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was a sequel which should probably not have existed, right? Wrong. This line, so sensitively delivered is a reminder to all who wish to seek a career in the performing arts, of the standard that they must attain.
Doctor Who, a wonderful and beautiful thing. But really? No, not the mind probe!
Troll 2 is a film not exactly renowned for its Oscar winning acting performances. But this particular scene? The delivery was just right.
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys is an...interesting program. The only way I can think of, that this line could be a good idea, is if he accidently read the stage directions. Funny, though.
Taffin. Mr Brosnan, there is a lot to be said for shouting. In moderation. Wow. Um. Okay.
The Room cannot be omitted from this list. It's the grandfather of all terrible acting. But this line is the one we all mock and we all love to mock.
Any glaringly obvious omissions from the list? Let me know :) Bella x
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